Haulin' Groceries

a working mom's jumble of random interests, musings and tales of personal blunder.

Posts Categorized / My Kid Said That

My bum hurts

My daughter: “Mommy, my wiener hurts…” Me: “Oh sweetie, you don’t have a wiener.” My daughter: “Well, my bum hurts like a wiener…”


Don’t “Screw” My Hair Up

I told my daughter that I needed to “spruce her hair up”, to which she angrily replied “No Mom!  Don’t SCREW my hair up!”